When my mom and I go out to dinner

howtobealandshark:

she’s always like…

and I’m just like…

When my crush tells a joke

isaythisandthatalot:

when an ugly guy who is hitting on me tells a joke

Whenever someone asks me if I remembered to separate my whites and my colors while doing laundry

howtobealandshark:

I’m always like…

mangofetus:

well i just ate four slices of pizza.

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